I lost a follower.
Good luck on your future internet endeavors, buddy.
She just made me carry a piece of furniture downstairs and, in trying to “help” me, slammed my hand in a drawer and had a mirror swing and hit me in the mouth.
I’m so done.
Who wants to be friends, today?
I was supposed to hang out with my sister, but she rescheduled for tomorrow.
And mom’s determined to assign me every extra chore imaginable, the longer I stay inside the house.
Please steal me away.
The weather’s nice. I have sidewalk chalk and bubbles. I also have cash. We could eat a food. See a movie. Or indoor things.
There are so many fruits you haven’t tasted
so many beautiful songs you have not discovered
spices you’ve never heard of
and intriguing conversations you haven’t had
there are oceans you have not felt
and plants you’ve never seen
books you’ve never read
and souls your heart has not touched
this Earth is incredible.